Herr Humbert

I am, I think, a model citizen: uncomplaining, genteel, un-imposingly debonaire. On airplanes, I fold my NYT to a crisp rectangle and manage a knowing, sunny smirk for the rabble all around: pasta sauce in tupperware teens in insalubrious sweats and jammies; crotchety, flu fearing old couples in surgical masks; babies; surly hip-hoppers and smelly backpackers. A smirk for all. A wink that ties the wry ribbon of friendship.

Neighborhood: Miami

10 NFT Questions:
My Day Job:
     Musician/ Tutor/ idler
What I'm listening to:
     Lately, this giant Glenn Gould box on loan and middle period Caetano.
What I'm reading:
     Messud's Emperor's Children, Nabokov's ADA, Seidel's Complete Poems
What I've just seen:
     Anything at the Tower Theater, with its good AC and socialist price points.
What I believe in:
     Dandy courtesy
What pisses me off:
     I lose composure only at cell phone stores; disheartening enthusiasm.
What I really think of NFT:
     Well, they like me..
The question I really wanted to answer was:
     Q: How do you feel?
    A: Sigh..
Further contact info:
     Google Humberto Jose Castello and disregard the pictures of father.
What sanctifies me:
     Dandy courtesy
Herr Humbert's Reviews & Comments
El Dorado 9/27/2009
Mykonos mural 9/27/2009


Submitted Listings

Miami
AMC Le Jeune Cinemas Don''t worry, funks not rat pee; it''s tinkled formulac. Matinee pricing.
AMC Mall Of The Americas Hooting thugs and slurping chongas (and not slurpees) enliven these halls.
AMC Sunset Place Good place for snobs to enflame spleens.
Antigua Guatemala Try the vinous Pakaya - - like cutting into a pregnant python.
Arcade at Mall of The Americas Spill Nacho cheese on gangsta's air forces and have air forced from you.