NFT Hates Italians
Monday, October 13, 2008
Sometimes I can't believe where I work. The pay is low, the bosses are always drunk, and the elevator's been broken since 1993. Did I mention we're on the 17th floor? But what really gets me is that the NFT executives are so culturally insensitive, they've forgotten about their own ancestral roots. It's absolutely scandalous that the two founding members of NFT (Jane Pirone and Rob Tallia) are of Italian descent yet have no respect for the great Christopher Columbus. Today while the rest of the city is out frolicking on a perfect autumn day to celebrate the legacy of Christoforo Columbo, we're chained to our desks. Instead of sleeping in 'til noon, having a picnic in the park, or rendezvousing with our lovers at a cheap hotel in Midtown, we're inputting data into the NFT content manager. Lucky us. Even the Chinese understand the importance of this day. In Columbus Park in Chinatown they have a whole itinerary of activities planned. But not NFT. We'll be calling hardware stores in Atlanta.
P.S. NFT isn't always bad. One time upper management took us out for tacos and bowling. It was the best night of my life.
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Craig Nelson
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