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OK, I’m just going to say it. The only thing this place has going for it is tradition. And sometimes tradition just ain’t worth it. Sure, old-timers pack the Melrose morning, noon, and night and get turned on by the fact that the waitresses call you “hon,” but does anybody really think it’s good? Doubtful… although you’ll find people who would just as soon cut out their tongues than say an unkind word about this South Philly institution. Sharing booths with strangers? Run-of-the-mill, assembly-line food? Gruff service? No thanks. If I wanted my food thrown at me, I’d have stayed married. Face it, South Philly just isn’t the place for traditional diners. If you’re looking for a good diner, trek up to the Northeast. No matter where you are up there, you’re never out of spitting distance of a decent diner. (Best bet: The Dining Car, 8826 Frankford Ave.).
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