In the Store $1.00 and More
Like a trustworthy friend or a reliable source of transportation, a good dollar store can be a necessity in life. Too many dollar stores are homogenized these days. Dollar Tree? Psh. What has Dollar Tree offered you lately? Plastic placemats and poorly functioning pens, coupled with a surly attitude. Who needs that? Not me. I shop at In the Store $1.00 & More. Okay, granted, some of the items are more than a dollar. But whatfuckingever. The other day I was making puppets, and I needed hair. Who did I know I could trust to have disgusting fake hair extensions? In the Store $1.00 & More. And I know too that I can go to them if I need bamboo plants, party favors, or cummerbunds that say “I love Jesus.” What can I go to other dollar stores for? Three-year old Sweet Tarts. And frankly, Dollar Tree, I just don’t need that.
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