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You know how some things are both wonderful and horrible at the same time? Like miserable dogs in raincoats, or seeing a really ugly baby? Here’s another one: combining an already dangerous winter pastime with alcohol consumption. See, the Blue Cross River Rink is both a) close to the bars of Old City and b) open for ice skating until 1 am on weekends. Part of me says, “Hey! That means people can go for a drink and then go ice skating! What a romantic winter date!” But another part of me is pretty sure that if I personally ever did that, I’d cut my boyfriend’s forearm open with my skate. Because this winter, nothing says “I love you” quite like a trip to the emergency room.
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