Kentucky Fried Chicken
Coming here to get fried chicken is like going to Chuck E Cheese for the pizza.
You might want to hang out here if you're looking to pick up a fat chick that has a massive collection of hentai anime and takes you back to her place to make out on her cat piss-stained couch, right before you gag and tell her to go gargle with gasoline. Or if you're looking for delusional "underground MCs" whose raps consist solely of Method Man knock-offs and quotes from Carlito's Way. Or if you want great examples of fast-food employees that could give a shit about you or getting your order right. If you want to see someone say "get your order?" while scratching his balls. Stop by here on the way home from the after-party, when you need napkins pronto, because your girlfriend's puking her guts out, from doing too many bong hits followed by jello shots. But don't come here for the chicken.
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