Safeco Field
The Mariners may have the one of the worst records in the major leagues but that isn't the only bar being dropped--a recent match up between the M's and the Texas Rangers set a record for all-time lowest ticket sales at Safeco Field. OK sure, the Mariner Moose may be a lame mascot (pretty sure the Toronto Blue Jay could kick his ass), they can't hit the ball out of the infield most games, and I don't see the mojo risin' anytime soon, but they need us. Remember when we made them play in a shithole like the Kingdome on artificial turf? They didn't complain. Get it together Seattle and head to SODO this summer. There are worse ways to enjoy one of our rare sunny days than in the outfield bleachers of our gorgeous stadium. They might even win--they pulled out two wins against the Red Sox recently proving anything is possible. One of those was in the bottom of the ninth inning so don't go streaming toward the exit with the other sheep just because we're down but not necessarily out.
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