The Bit Saloon
I've been in lots of dirty bathrooms. Driving all over the country, hitting up bars--hell, even running a 10K where people have pre-race jitters. You're bound to come across them. The women's bathroom at the Bit Saloon ranks right up there with the filthiest. The good news is that even if you wanted to sit down, there's no room in the tiny, claustrophobic space so you're forced to do an awkward side-straddle. The men's room goes one better by regularly having a dollar bill in the urinal that without fail is removed by some brave soul by the end of the night and presumably used to buy beer. Get in, get out, that's my advice so that you can get back to drinking and listening to good, low cost (free--$5 cover) music on any given night. For a change, the crowd is not your typical Ballard Carhartt-wearing, bearded industrial folk. It's more like Aurora Avenue without the prostitutes (I know, I know--what's Aurora without the prostitutes? But trust me! You don't even miss them with the rest of the eye candy in the place).
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