Chocolopolis
Remember when you ate too much chocolate after your boyfriend broke up with you because you kissed funny? Well, it's a good thing Chocolopolis wasn't around when I was a kid because I'd be really fat and broke. This chocolate shop offers only the finest bars, and is sorted by regions rather than the type of chocolate it is. You can get your snob on by attending one of their tastings and learn the proper way to eat chocolate. I thought you just shove an entire Hershey's bar in your mouth until you choke. But apparently there's a process, much like wine tastings. Everyone's taste buds are different, and some of the darker chocolates were a bit too chalky for me while others totally hit the sweet spot. If you don't know shit about chocolate, they do offer a sampling of their favorites and it's a good thing 'cause this stuff don't come cheap. If all you need is some chocolate for a s'more, you won't want to waste your unemployment check here. But I bet your rich, Queen Anne ass, come Christmas and Valentine's Day this will be the first place you'll want to check out.
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