Trojan Pinata
You may have noticed, as you walked down Broad Street during all of the Phillies hubbub, that a giant six-story piñata is just hanging out in the empty lot on Broad and Washington. The piñata, surrounded only by moving trucks, a crane, and two dudes snoring on folding chairs, looks incredibly ominous. Where did it come from? Who really needs that much candy? Especially right after Halloween? The entire thing is suspect, which leaves only one conclusion. Surely this is a Trojan Piñata and some army of scary creatures, like Oompa Loompas, are going to come flying out of that thing and take over Philadelphia at any second. The newspapers would have us believe that it was just a lame cruise line publicity stunt. The Greeks probably fed the same story to the Trojans. Do not trust the piñata, Philadelphians!
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