Spooky Coke Machine
This piece of nostalgia just won't go away. It's like that dude who had a beeper for too long, and then suddenly it's kinda retro to have one again. Okay, maybe not. But still, this old coke machine is da bomb. There's even a Mystery selection, where you can get anything from another Coke to an apple juice. This guy who lived in my building once bragged to me that he only picked the Mystery button because he too was mysterious. I just thought he was lame, but who was I to ruin his mystique? This machine is rusty, has push buttons you can see from at least a mile away and doesn't take pennies. You would think this relic would be ignored by all, especially when there's a Rite Aid a mere block away. But you would be wrong. Everyone, from crack heads to bums (there is a difference) uses this machine that's older than my grandma. And so should you.
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