Jerusalem
Despite the name of the store--Jerusalem--I always just assumed that this
was just another mini mart. I mean, when I passed by on the street and looked
in the window, all I saw was Vitamin Water. But internet-people, I am
(occasionally) humble, and this is why I can admit something to you: I WAS
WRONG. I recently discovered that if I looked above that Vitamin Water window,
there was a big sign proclaiming the store to have Middle Eastern food (I can
also admit that I am occasionally dense). So I went in to Jerusalem with my dinner already
half-prepared, and it took all of my will power to not throw out my existing
food and replace it with reasonably priced hummus, feta, and a jar of olives
larger than my head. Because, really, is there anyone in the world that
wouldn't consider eating their head-weight in olives for dinner? If there is, I
don't want to meet that person.
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