Dutch Quality, African Roots

I love this place because they carry Vlisco fabric, which is the high-end Dutch Wax print brand. The history of the Dutch Wax print is a real colonial mash-up. First, the Dutch industrialized the Indonesian batik process. Then African soldiers in the Dutch army started buying this fabric and over time the Dutch suppliers were shut out of the Indonesian market. By the beginning of the 20th century, the main market was West Africa. Now Dutch Wax design is oriented towards this consumer base; it's all about Africa now. And today there is wax resist cloth production in Africa, as well as Pakistan and China. The Vlisco brand continues to be made in Holland and they are the only ones who have somehow managed to get the registration between the colors aligned (the technique is a company secret). Their designs are really top-notch and colorful. There is something wonderful about the fact that this dying technique has remained about the same for about 100 years now. This stuff will cost you somewhere around $80 bucks for 6 yards, and they don't cut the real Dutch stuff into smaller sections.

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Dear Lord of Pupusas

Ode To The Pupusa

God, you are great
I know this because
There is nothing so fine
As a pork-and-cheese pupusa

And while it might be easy to find
In many places around the globe
There is a place
(Where no one knows my name)

In downtown LA
That we also thank you for
I'm talkin' Grand Central Market
Home of the fish taco
Home of the green mole
Home of chili pepper

And, most important of all
Home of a pupusa stall
A pupusa stall that will endure
In my memory of pupusas eaten
And pupusas yet to come.

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Art Appreciation: Level 8

Right after we sell NFT to Rupert Murdoch for 100 million, my next job will be one of two places: either the Clyfford Still room at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, or the Mark Rothko room at MOCA in LA. Maybe I'll work at the Clyfford Still room May-October, and then go to LA for November-April and do both. I'll probably have to bump off at least a few guards at each location, but what the hell--they probably don't appreciate modern art as much as I do, right? Or does staring at these brilliant Rothko canvases all day actually get you to a place of appreciation that you can't even dream of unless you are able to have a job where you get to stare a brilliant Rothko canvases all day? I'm aiming to find out, someday. Till then, I'll just have to visit.

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Massively Closed Off

If you've never walked close up to Thom Mayne's massive Caltrans Headquarters building, park the car somewhere relatively close and do so. It's even more massive the closer you get to it. Unfortunately the only discernable public space inside is a small cafe, with a great little multimedia wall exhibit showcasing various Caltrans projects and locations (click through to see a pic of this). However, there are enough interesting outdoor views (including a square shaft of light as you walk into the cafe) that it's worth a stop during your downtown LA architectural tour. Someday we'll use our massive influence as an Internationally Reknowned Guidebook Series to muscle our way into the main building itself. Until then, we'll just have to dream what it would be like to work in a building that looks like it weighs as much as Lichtenstein or Andorra.

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Walking in LA

If you've just driven by this hellishly overbuilt architectural masterpiece by Frank Gehry, or if you've just blazed in and out for a performance and didn't dawdle, you've missed out on perhaps the Disney's best-kept secret: its outdoor areas. Who knew, for instance, about the great fountain sculpture at the back of the hall on its top outdoor garden level? Or the fact that it's a destination for wedding photographers? Or that there are enough outdoor staircases to get wonderfully lost in, while you're staring at angled steel panels that don't seem to lead anywhere (yet do)? Essentially the Disney is another one of several reasons (along with the Caltrans HQ, Grand Central Market, the Bradbury Building, and Japantown) why you can actually get out and WALK around downtown LA and enjoy yourself. So grab some pupusas at the market and munch on them in one of the Disney's fab outdoor secret spaces--and please send an extra pupusa to our offices in NYC, 2 East Broadway, 4th Floor, NY NY 10038, c/o Rob. Thanks.

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Woo, There It Is

Sraci Woo is that rare big-shit fashion designer that remembers her past. Just as most filmmakers camcorded their younger siblings and most musicians air-guitared to Toys in the Attic, I'm guessing most fashion designers went through their grandparents' closets and rummaged thrift stores before they created anything they could brand. Taking the next step on that limb, I'm guessing the cozy pseudo-dinginess and deep-discount sales at Woo's LA store are at least subconsciously inspired by the closets and cardboard boxes, and weird scents in her memory. It's a boutique that eats like a small-town resale shop. Whether or not you find anything, the clerks are damned friendly. Even if you're, like me, a screamingly heterosexual dude, you won't regret spending your off-hours around mod-ish women's clothing, if only to practice unhooking the bra straps. Everyone loves an autodidact.

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Strings of Vintage

Berger Beads has a really impressive collection of vintage beads. The run-of-the-mill stuff is on display in the showroom; for the really good stuff you need to get help from a staff person. Then you can start going through some of the thousands and thousands of long cardboard boxes that are stacked everywhere on shelves. This store has been around since 1941. There are some very competitive beads stores right up the street (Beads and More and Bohemian Crystal for example); but if you want excellent old stuff then come here.

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Shhh...Don't Tell Anyone

I'm going to let you in on a little secret that you may or may not already know: Your friends and family hate it when you ask for a ride to or from LAX. We all know LA traffic sucks, and it's even worse over by the airport so why in the world would you put someone through the stress of being your chauffeur? LAX Flyaway is a super cheap and convenient transportation alternative. $4 will get you a one-way ticket on a coach bus, zipping through traffic in the carpool lane and dropping you off right at your terminal. Flyaway serves three locations: Union Station, Van Nuys and Westwood, with buses running 24/7, 365 (with the exception of Westwood; no service from 1-5 am). Leave yourself an hour for the one-way trip, although 30-40 minutes is the usual travel time. Pickup at LAX is under the green signs on the departure level of your terminal. Parking is available at Union Station and Van Nuys if you must but most riders arrive via Metro. There are few transportation services in Los Angeles that make much sense but this one is spot on.

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Shiny New Destination

Ever curious what $2.5 billion gets you these days? If you said a lot of drinks and a really good time in Mexico you're right, but it's not exactly what I was getting at. That kind of change gets you 5.6 million square feet of condos, concert venues, bars, restaurants and movie theaters in downtown Los Angeles. LA Live held its grand opening in early December, 2008 and will continue to roll out in phases over the next year. Already in use is the Nokia Theater, Club Nokia, the Grammy Museum, Lucky Strike and a few restaurants. Eventually patrons will have more than a dozen places to dine in addition to hotels, swanky residences, and the west coast headquarters for ESPN. A catalyst for the rebirth of downtown Los Angeles, LA Live is a destination for residents and visitors alike. One can only hope the new crown jewel of the city does not become overrun with private parties and corporate shindigs. If so then you're right, the money should have been spent on a good time in Mexico.

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A Landmark for the Few

It's hard not to get all rhapsodic over the Eastern Columbia building in downtown LA. Just like the Wiltern, the Eastern Columbia is an Art Deco monument to turquoise and glazed terra cotta. The building was designed by Claud Beelman and opened in 1930 as a furniture and clothing shopping center. The funding for the the project came from Adolph Sieroty, a Polish immigrant who expanded his Eastern Clock company into the 29-store Eastern and Columbia Outfitters furniture and home goods businesses. After the department store closed in 1957, the Eastern Columbia building was used as office space until it was acquired in 2004 by the Kor Group for 20 million dollars. Their restoration and conversion into condos was completed in 2007. The ground floor retail space is still not occupied and the historic pedestrian retail arcade thru the building is presently closed to the public. The architects from Killefer Flammang Architects (the firm that did the conversion) reportedly spent a third of their time working on the roof units and the lovely-looking roof deck with a pool under the clock. Even if you can't get inside the building it is still a knock-out to see from the street.

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Bloomin' Good Time

You can't (or at least I couldn’t) get a banana in Bloom’s but if you're looking for picture postcards of naked ladies circa 1920, this is your place and they are a hoot (they are hooters?). Nice small selection of magazines and trendy newspapers; a shelf lined with an odd assortment of sundries (many times just one of each) sits to the right of the front door, an assortment of tired looking DVDs to the back left. Still, despite its slight and peculiar inventory, I would much rather while my time away here than in the much ballyhooed Urth Cafe a few blocks away. For my dollar Urth is just a slightly refreshed Starbucks. If you're hungry visit the Mexican restaurant next door, Ay Caramba. You don't even have to go back out to the street, there's an inside passage. Girly postcards, cheap, tasty Mexican food and Crazy Gideon's just down the block--an oddly satisfying late afternoon foray.

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Wurst Is First

No matter how I pronounce the name of this restaurant my friend tells me it's wrong, so I just say meet me at the Sausage Kitchen. I could also say, "Meet me at the one place I know of where both you and I can eat a sausage sandwich." You see my friends is a connoisseur of all things sausage; I, on the other hand, would rather eat my hand than eat ground meat encased in an intestinal lining. Wurstkuche, however, offers delicious vegetarian sausages which they assure me are encased in something other than an intestinal lining and that's really all I wanted to know. Don't forget the Belgian fries (I can eat them, potatoes have eyes but they don't have faces) and go "groot"--that means two dipping sauces; ooh, Chipotle Ketchup and Buttermilk Ranch.  Great array of Belgian beers on tap and a nice selection of bottled as well. I recommend the Floris Apple Ale or the non-alcoholic Reed's Cherry Ginger Beer.

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Insane in the Membrane

Do not feed the salespeople. They feed on hope. They're hungry. They're ready to negotiate. And they're a lot better at fucking you out of your green than you could possibly anticipate. This electronics clearing house is locally famous for its absurd commercials, but, in three dimensions, there's nothing silly about Crazy Gideon's. It's sucker quicksand. Nevertheless, some golden deals can be sealed here, if a few basic guidelines are followed. Don't engage with a CG salesperson until you've found something you want. If this happens, decide what you're willing to pay for it, which should be at least 33% less than the sticker. Do not shift your price. And, if everything works out, test it before you leave. (Returning defective merchandise here is a small but unforgettable nightmare.) If you can't remember all this, grab a few bargain-bin porn DVDs and haul ass.

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Walk on the Odd Side

Walking down this alleyway in downtown Los Angeles is a journey somewhere else. First you notice that all the little cafes are decorated in a weird send-up of a European square, with outpourings of plastic flowers and Parisian psychedelia. Slowly you pick up on the spicy smell of tobacco that rises from the many cigars and pipes being smoked by the Persians in the outdoor seating. Everyone has tea in small skinny glasses and tiny coffee cups. The sound of backgammon dice and chatter in multiple languages is soothing. This odd alley is great place to grab a cup of coffee, sandwich or even omelette from one of the many cafes and delis. (There is a lot of Middle-Eastern food.) Most but not all of the establishments have predominantly open air seating.  And most of them are closed on Sunday, though the lady in the tea shop/deli at the very front said that she's there then. A former historical college site, in 1907 John G. Bullocks opened the first Bullocks department store here. The department store remained open until the mid-eighties. Now it's mostly jewelry businesses inside, and cafe goers and pigeons in the alley. When you have finished hanging-out in the alley, remember to check out Clifton's around the corner.

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Taking a Dip Downtown

Cole's made its heralded returned to the LA casual bar dining scene as a competitor to Philippe's French Dip located in Chinatown--or at least so the LAT would have you believe. Cole's is nothing, nothing like Philippe's--both may claim to be have introduced the French dip sandwich to LA but unless you're writing a book, who really cares? Philippe's is great for a cheap breakfast or a cheap lunch, either of which can be served with beer or wine and eaten in an incredibly busy environment with sawdust on the floor. It's great and I highly recommend it. Cole's is also great but entirely different: very limited menu, four excellent draft beers, what they refer to as their historic cocktails and a wine menu I have yet to explore (I will though, trust me I will). It was very quiet patron wise on a recent Tuesday afternoon, although the overly loud piped in music more than made up for that; hey Cole guys, quiet is not a bad thing. The grilled cheese and tomato soup combo is a tummy filler for just eight bucks. I'll have to take a friend who eats cow before I can report on the dips which are half price between 3 pm and 7 pm.

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No Snark. Just Good Food.

There is absolutely nothing snarky you can say about e 3rd Steakhouse; I repeat: nothing. We first stumbled in on a silent Tuesday night, told the owner that we had already eaten, yet he still took us on a guided tour of the restaurant (he also owns the Japanese restaurant, Zip, so I would imagine there is not anything snarky you can say about it either). Two weeks later we went back and despite the fact that we were the only folks there, we were treated to service that was cordial and food that was extraordinary--not only was it extraordinary it was half-price. Weekday happy hours everything on the menu is half-price with the exception of certain cuts of meat. We ate entirely from the appetizer menu and each plate yielded yet another palate pleaser--from the avocado tuna that looked like a work of art to the glazed scallops and on to the shrimp on a bed of something I can't remember and the tofu cakes whose exact name I can't remember either; but don't worry, even if you screw up and order something by mistake, I would imagine it would be divine, too.

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Maria's Fresh Seafood

The first time I ate a meal in the Grand Central Market I half expected Deckard to stand up beside me and eat a meal, especially considering that pivotal scenes of Blade Runner were filmed in the Bradbury Building which stands across the street. At that time--about seven years ago--the market was crowded and noisy with lots of places serving hot, good but sometimes odd food that you ate on your feet. These days the Market is far less busy and several of the stalls and the large produce market at the front are empty; even worse there's now a self serve soft yogurt place (not that I have anything against self serve soft yogurt just not in GCM). Maria's Fresh Seafood and its $2 fish tacos survive; you can get a scallop taco for $2.50 and when you're finished you can wander out to the incredible world of Sout Broadway's third block and search for Batty and Pris.

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German Engineering

Work in Downtown LA for a year, and you'll start to notice every little shift in the landscape. Particularly if you work in the perennially "up and coming" Arts District, and are prone to leave your carefully prepared bag lunch in the fridge (in your hassle to get to your car without obvious shaving cuts). Over the last six months, my colleagues and I watched this place grow. I watched, day by day, from across the street, at the always serviceable Ay Caramba, longing deep in my heart for a new place to eat lunch. And we got it. I'm pretty much a vegetarian, and I don't know much about sausage, except that I'm not supposed to learn how it's made. Wurstkuche has meat, and it also has veggie options, and fries. It distinguishes itself by bringing back the lunch beer, in grand style. A couple of Spaten Optimators, and I'm beaming at my boss like a guy in a '50s stock photo. It's working on a more liberal liquor license, and poised to become a part of the underappreciated Downtown nightlife.

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Saucy Flavor

For the less Japanophilic members of the audience, yakitori is basically Japanese shish kebabs. They may not be as big as their Middle Eastern counterparts, but they make up for their smaller size with a whole lot of saucy flavor. Koshiji in Little Tokyo serves up some crazy delicious meat yakitori, although the vegetable skewers (like the eggplant) are sometimes a little "meh." At only $10 and some spare change, the lunch bento is scrumptious, filling and cheap. Split a dinner special with a friend and you've got another great deal; seriously, they come with at least 5 servings of meat. With the cornucopia of grilled fare all spread out before you, you’ll feel like a thrifty Japanese king.

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Katsu Country

There are 11 Curry House restaurants scattered across Southern California, but not all of them were created equal. I've been to Sawtelle, Beverly Hills, and even Irvine, but the one in Little Tokyo will always reign supreme. This place just knows how to do Japanese comfort food. The sauce is more flavorful, the katsu is crunchier, and the waiters tend to be cuter to boot. There's also a spaghetti menu for the less adventurous and/or culturally uninformed. Portion control is a foreign concept here, so be prepared to leave this restaurant happy, fat, and full.

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