Boston

Just wow. At some point, when you've reached a certain size, a normal breakfast just won't cut it. Well, worry no more giants, for your savior has arrived in the form of the biggest damn coffee and breakfast sandwich ever: The Breakfast Bomb, and huge coffee, from Sidewalk Cafe. I mean, look at that thing. We're talking 32 oz. of sweet java, laced with sugar and milk fat. My bladder hurts just seeing it, and when you put it next to the sandwich (3 eggs, bacon, ham, sausage, and cheese on a French Roll), then it becomes even more idiotic. The sandwich alone clocks in at about 2500 calories for the day, which means that for dinner you can have a sugar packet and a glass of water. Sidewalk seems to be doing good business though, which just goes to show you that in a world where salads and healthy options are buzzwords, a good pound of lard can still reign supreme.

Photo:  Patrick Hellen