Shoe Mania
Need a pair of black, laceless sneakers that are lightweight and have substantial cushioning? Need them to be extremely cool? Need them in the coolest brand? Need them tonight? At any given time, you and 75 other people are haunted by a variant of the same exact desire. Those people satiate their sneaker thirst at Shoe Mania, typically all at once. Worry not; despite feeling like you're standing in a line at Disney or in the middle of a flash mob, things at Shoe Mania are surprisingly organized. You'll be asked seventeen times if you need a hand finding something, and when you have finally found what you're looking for, your request goes from an employee's mouth, through their head-piece and in seconds a shoe dungeon minion delivers to your shoe ambassador your preferred style. You try it on for size, fall in love, and before you know it, you're one pair of shoes closer to the sense of cohesive tranquility available only to those who are willing to pay for it.
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