Museum of Sex
If you haven't been to MoSex, I bet I know why: the $17.50 price tag. Well guess what? Any decent sex party charges a premium to keep the lecherous vagrants out, so pony up! Right now they're showing excellent footage from the 1930s onward, from possibly the earliest stag film to subtle innuendo, sexploitation, and the incredible contemporary project "Beautiful Agony," which celebrates the faces of "la petite mort." I also recommend an arresting series of photographs titled "Estranged Sex," on display right next to a Picasso. Most of the museum's accompanying text isn't very informative, but there's an antidote to that in the scientific gallery, at which you're greeted by a replica of two Bonobo chimps banging their lady parts. So there's something for everyone. MoSex has recently recreated their storefront and expanded their gallery space, and they have a nice bar downstairs serving aphrodisiacs, so hit the ATM, get the $3 coupon from their website, and go. And take heart, it's cheaper than a night at Paddles.